[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care
+ 56456
this one time i was eating a bowl of cereal while my cat was laying on me and i was super high and then all the sudden in mid-bite of my cereal i just passed out and cereal spilled ALL over my cat and she meowed bloody murder and we’ve had trust issues ever since
+ 1926
"When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things like go into a pizza restaurant and tell them I’d never had pizza before, and they’d bring me into the kitchen and show me how to make an American pizza. It’s really fun. People relate to you totally differently, and show you a side to themselves that you never see in your regular voice. So I guess the short answer is just “By fucking around."
Misha Collins, in an interview in 2009, in answer to the question “How did you make your Russian accent in 24 and CSI so believable?” (via othersideofthegalaxy)
#A lot of the time #I will sit and cry #because Misha Collins
(via marleequinn)
+ 40633
isn’t copy/paste such a weird concept though like where does the word go in between the two actions
+ 623
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
+ 137478
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
- make a chat system
- give alerts when someone answers your ask
- REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
- FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
- search multiple tags at once
- MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
- FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
- REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
- SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said
+ 42390
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
+ 262057
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
+ 35768
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
Is there a murderer in your house because I don’t see any other way this could be relevant right now…
+ 87392
"Maybe this world is another planet’s hell."
Aldous Huxley (via theunquotables)
+ 7574
